I think that’s an “everything I’m saying right now is asinine bullshit but this is what I think a smart person might do with their hand when they talk” move.

As a kid, I always assumed the celery was just a vehicle for transporting the raisins and peanut butter to my mouth.

I like when restaurants call them “chicken strips” or something so I can order them and still feel like an adult. Sort of.

I’m with you on the Ritz and peanut butter. Any cracker and peanut butter, really. Or just a jar of peanut butter and a spoon.

My waistline can confirm this.

My wife and I argue about this whenever we make mac ‘n’ cheese; she insists on making it all soupy like that. As far as I know, she is not from Singapore.

Agreed. I don’t know if people get ‘80s and ‘90s NBA mixed up or what, but they act like the Bulls were going through the Showtime Lakers, Bad Boys in their prime, and Bird’s Celtics to win those 6 championships. The Bulls didn’t start winning titles until those teams got old. Jordan is still the GOAT, and the 95-96…