Receiving stolen property is a crime and he’s on video confessing to it so he’ll be arrested for this, right? I feel like none of this was a good idea on Mr. Kasino’s part.

Wonder bat propels talented man to baseball stardom? Seems like THE NATURAL setup for a Hollywood blockbuster!

This story is extra funny coming from someone with your username!

How could you run when you knowwwwwwwww

^ another...

Thanks, Nixon!

Jesus Christ.... Damnit here’s your +1

You effin know it.

10/10 Excellent dog, would pet

Yeah, Millie died of Cushings, which was caused by a non-cancerous tumor growing on her pituitary gland. She made it more than nine good years, though! They’re amazing animals, but they are plagued by shitty breeding.

Short haired sporting dogs (Vizslas, GSPs, Weimaraners, Engilsh pointers) are the best dogs. Sorry all other dog owners... you don’t know.

As an African American, can confirm. Swimming not the strong suit.

You seem fun at parties

That’s a fair point; we’ve changed the language.

In the first sentence of this article, maybe change the term “washing out” to something else...given the circumstances...

Muzzies gonna muzzie

“Incident” lmfao oh gizmodo why is it so hard for you to call a spade a spade?

I think he lives in Hollywood, FL so probably there.

Somewhere Odibe McDowell is smiling