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Yeah, it was a dick move, but not something for Denver NFL to beat the guy over.

When pressed on the issue, Bjork insisted that Big Time Sensuality was nothing more than Human Nature.

The violence is expected. They’re black.

Glad to see $2,500,000 of taxpayer money going to good use here.

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What’s the problem here? Destroying history you don’t like is just how it’s done.  

Out of the pool of people that can dunk, I’d bet a great number of them can hit a home run, while a much smaller percentage of home run hitters can dunk. How are these individuals accounted for here?

If you cooked my cheeseburger like that, I’d eat it, pretend to enjoy it, then disrupt your bathroom by taking a dump in the toilet tank. There are some things that are just wrong to change.

+1 for the song from “The Natural” being played.

I don’t think that good decision making is high on BooBoo’s list. I can, however, all but guarantee he’ll pull the race card if he’s arrested for this.

Mayweather needs to

Pays $26m in taxes, has his mother fill out the form by hand.

It may be (I don’t know), but brandishing a weapon as a means of intimidation, especially when the police are called to clear out a scene at a water park (wtf, people?) is almost universally a crime.

The best explanation of why balls were almost touching is always going to involve a three-way.

I hope to God that this prevents him from ever crossing the border into America in the same way that a DUI prevents an American from ever going to Canada. Let him rot in that polite bastion of Tim Hortons and cheesy French fries with gravy.

The sad reality here is they could have called the police on this, and would have been blown off. The police have more important issues to deal with, like busting college kids with pot, which brings in big bucks because the parents have money.

I watched that again recently. For such a classic film, it sure as fuck drug out a lot. You could condense it down to an hour or so and it wouldn’t lose anything.

Everything is funnier coming from my username.

Stupid here ate an entire extra large tube of diaper cream. He had the shits for 3 days. White creamy shits. But I bet his asshole has never felt better.

I don’t know. Maybe he was just dazed because he was on this site after dismissing the same Hawaiian Tropic pop up ad 8 times in a row until his browser crashed.