As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

I’ll be that guy:

Um, you clicked on the article, thus giving the article relevance. Then you commented on the article, thus giving the article relevance. Deadspin now knows that if they continue to write articles on the Cardinals losing, you will open them, and comment on them, giving them readership statistics they can then show to…

Yet, you clicked on it. And commented. Further justifying it’s existance and continuence.

Speaking as a middle-aged white person, I find tears from middle-aged white people complaining about reverse-racism really goddamn tedious and infuriating.

I don’t think this is what Dad had in mind when he said “you gots to have a fall guy”, Duron.

I’m a long time out of college but my parents advice would have been “do better at another school and transfer”

“Are you really going to do this the whole year???”

Don’t give Hinkie what he actively pursued. And the Cards are the worst, but not the worst.

Money

Seriously. There are no words for how disgusting and inexcusable that is.

This dirt bag needs a brain bleach chaser:

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

The Ultimate Warrior (James Brian Hellwig) was born in Crawfordsville, IN which is also the home of General Lew Wallace who wrote the timeless classic “Ben-Hur”. “Ben-Hur” the movie has been remade and comes out in August. It stars Jack Huston. Jack Huston and LeBron James have a Bacon Number of 2 (Tilda Swinton was…

It’s cool, they’ve got the Astros’ password.

I know some because I grew up in central illinois and have spent the past 8 in southern illinois. Which means that I know about 6 good fans who hate their own fan base, and know 185630736547 fans that are mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, racist right wing NRA members that think Cardinals are spreading Christianity…

As you do not advocate killing Mike Matheny outright you do seem to qualify as a somewhat reasonable Cards fan.

Also, your cops like to shoot innocent poor people.

Yes you do. Yes you fucking do.

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.