Absurdly strong devotion to a sports team...how shitty is your real life?

R.I.P. WotcherHarry

For the crime of being abused by her football boyfriend, I’m bracing for horrible stories about this woman being sent death threats over fucking with Buckeye football and ruining this man’s career. FOOTBAW NIGHT IN MURICA

Yes mostly about how much I want to strangle Darren Rovell

And yet, that class action suit still has fewer members than the nWo.

That’s the “unauthorized” part of “unauthorized access of a computer.”

Yes.

Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.

The case was a close one, until the Cardinals sent in a relief lawyer, who promptly blew the case.

Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Hey, nothing wrong with an old fashioned every once in a while.

But if they’re family then you don’t have to pay them.

Ha, because he can’t remember good.

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

That’s low-hanging fruit

Drew Magary - [sees shorts]

Still confused how they got that much. UFC worth as much as what Disney paid for the STAR WARS rights? Worth more than MLB or NFL franchises? Insane. The only sure thing about this deal is none of the fighters will benefit. “Thanks for your blood and sweat.” - the Fertittas

The 82nd edition of this feature is going to be glorious.

I haven’t seen someone enjoy this many Cardinal losses since Henry VIII.