I dare you to come up with a better idea.

It was a bit obscure, I didn’t get the reference, however it is still a “well played” to you sir.

Please tell me it keeps going and changes into a robot.

Oven roasted asparagus with cajun seasoning is my jam. And I used to hate asparagus.

That’s what she said.

You can put port matching in quotes, but it’s an actual process... a legit power adding procedure, has been since the early days of hot rodding.

Not sure tying the wipers to another function is the right move here.

Assuming a great many things that would make this system work, I believe the idea is not to put the laser on the target of the attack, but rather intercept other attacks. So while the missiles are flying at ship A (say the aircraft carrier, or maybe even L.A in case this is a Bay movie) the smaller cruisers and…

Bruising your knee.

On that note....

huh.... ok.

Ya got two options:

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

*Notices bale of pro-mix in photo, has sense that this seller has a large electric bill and possibly a lingering smell of skunk, recognizes likely reason for diesel swap being too many bong hits, walks away*

Can we please give Cleveland a few days before we have to deal with this bullshit again?

75 horsepower and a three speed auto, I can't wait to not be able to get on the highway!

"Seems like a major problem with the operating system, Colonel!" "The operating system kernel? And I'm just a Major, Major." (etc)

For $150k I’d expect a whole motorhome.

So the way this title is worded, I thought it would be about going to therapy and learning to relieve stress because you realize you’ve taken on too many projects and are planning to end it all by drinking a bottle of anti-freeze. This seems much more practical.

“Some” reason? I count 5 reasons right there.