does it feel like sadness

I’ve given the most realistic advice that exists. Now, if you want unrealistic advice, feel free to debate what V12 car he should get.

Seriously, tell her to call me back.

They won't tell you shit.

I thought this was gonna be guide to finding barns with cars in them - not some reality tv show.

For the size, I think this is more appropriate

Ordering delivery ceviche sounds like a great way to rapidly lose weight. Just probably not in the way this article intended.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about ordering enough food to feed 4 people and then yelling to your imaginary family “Food’s here!” so that the delivery guy doesn’t think you’re a loser ordering a single serving of orange chicken on a Friday night.

That’s like when I tell my kids to put something up

I just purchase my cars on credit cards, then I balance transfer the amount back and forth for awhile, when that stops working I take out payday loans to cover the credit card payments... then I sell plasma, sperm and superfluous organs to pay off the payday loans. As of right now I only owe $75,000 on a 2005 Hummer…

Why wouldn’t you want to properly insure whatever vehicle you just purchased? If something happens to it, you’re completely screwed. Not having sufficient insurance is a horrible idea.

“I appreciate the effort and workmanship that went into this”

GOOD THING IT ISN’T A MUSTANG BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE RAN INTO THE CROWD!!!!

This has pretty much been my experience - people care WAY more about the badge than the actual car.

Depends where you are. Up in Nor Cal I see lots of debadged S-Classes and 335i’s. Most of the very, very wealthy people driving luxury cars have an E350 or 328i or something like that so it doesn’t really mean much to most people if you threw down an extra $20k-$40k to get the M or AMG. Most of the Cayenne Turbos and…

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

I’ve seen this Craigslist scam before.

The greatest prank Dan Gilbert ever pulled was convincing the world that his immature high jinx, and not his predatory loan empire, are his most odious quality.

This has always been the plan, and here is how it will eventually end up being set up:

The trouble is that there have been numerous examples of “lifetime unlocks” that end up getting pulled by the company long before the lifetime is over because the companies start to see more dollar signs. Every industry from software to aviation has done it. There’s no particular reason to think Tesla won’t do it,…