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Good thing Texas has fearless leaders like Ted Cruz, to help pull them up by their bootstraps without any public assistance from the rest of the country. Right? Because they have to keep their“dignity”, and all that.

Not buying a Focus ST2 that I’ve been looking at and researching into buying for months. Cleared the search with Mrs Burning River, found the exact car with the exact option package with the exact color at the right price I had in my mind. I tell Mrs. BR that I was approved for financing, all of a sudden she has

282 ft lbs of torque on a 4,000+ pound car is not a lot, and it sure isn’t a lot out of a large V6. Do you want luxury or do you want fast? It doesn’t seem like Buick does either one very well.

“Buy this mediocre car now, and maybe we’ll make a better one later.”

I’ll pile on here. I bought a car in 2009 from Dealership A, bought two cars from Dealership B and C since then, and even though I’ve told dealership A to stop calling me because my experience there was terrible, they still had the new meat at the dealership call me every 3-6 months or so until I finally blocked the

“They’re so good that 7,000 of the 11,000 new 2015 TDIs in dealer inventory release for sale in April were gone in just two months.”

That’s insane. It would literally be faster to get out and walk.

I thought I remembered reading that there was no road connecting Panama and Columbia, and always wondered how someone would make the connection.

Even if they did sell this in the US, is there a reason why someone would buy this over the FiST? Only because it’s German? Because how I see it, the FiST would blow the doors off this thing and it’s a demonstrably fun car to drive.

This is Hert’s charming RX-7 drift car. It used to have a 500 horsepower turbo LS V8 in it, but he is in the midst of swapping it out for a 500 horsepower turbo rotary.

If he really lives in the San Fernando Valley, I couldn’t possibly think of a worse car to daily drive.

Changing two tires would be exactly what I would want to do on the side of a busy highway.

Yikes. Just when I thought Kinja couldnt possibly be any worse.

Apparently she gets pizzas on her roof routinely....and is a bitch.

Well hello, Mr Uber App design lead.

“Dog walks in the back”

for hundreds of thousands of lives over their career.

To ease the burden of unnecessary federal regulations that impose significant costs for workers and consumers without justifiable environmental benefits.

Take it easy. The writer only implied that perhaps people who are responsible for hundreds of thousands of lives over their careers should make a little more than someone writing for a living on the internet - which has some relevance because he happens to be someone who writes for a living on the internet.

I can’t believe nobody had the balls to ask Dolan why they don’t have any Chief Wahoo pictures anywhere at their spring training facility in Arizona. I know what the answer is, but i want to hear him slither around the question.