Probably has something to do with writers writing and pilots being responsible for hundreds or thousands of lives every day.

TIL that there is a part of England with palm trees.

I dont know what kind of car it was, but it doesn’t look exotic. With a window wedge, and a slimjim / strap, getting into that car should have been really easy. Smashing a window is for savages.

-brand new bumpers will be painted and put on before sale

Please tell me you (or your friends) don’t pay $60 an eighth for Mexican brick weed.

Best 7 seconds of her life. Besides the time she managed to stay on the mechanical bull in Tulsa.

And yet you could actually conceive a kid and get him to high school faster than the 86 will go 0-60.

There’s a reason that “skilled labor” is a legitimate designation, and there’s another reason why unions exist with years of apprenticeship training before they get their card. Contrary to the opinions of some, all union members do not “act like children, chant, and yell all day long.” Mostly, they use their training…

I’m hoping that in his lawsuit, he adds interest accrued for his $500 and it drags out for years, with the state owing him thousands of dollars in the end.

Add wings to the cars, shaped so that the wind passes faster over the top of the wing than it does under the bottom. When the car drives fast enough, it will achieve lift and take flight.

Needs more Yakkity Sax in the background.

Truthfully, I think it was juvenile in 2005 as well. The only difference is that I was a juvenile too, and thought it was super cool.

If you really want to conflate “bullshit laws” with genuine oppression, sure.”

If we all just blindly followed bullshit laws without question, we’d still be a British colony.

I thought they passed out engine block heaters for Halloween in Minnesota.

It’s an automobile that runs and drives for $1200. Forget everything else, it’s a nice price just for this alone.

TIL: Your immigrant landlords love all that America in your yard more than your native born American neighbors do.

This is so absolutely true.

Back of the car? No, i would assume someone rear ended you. Front end damage? Yes, i would assume you were a bad driver.

I wouldnt know about that, I don’t spend much time up there. I am an Ohio native though, and people doing 4mph under the speed limit in the passing lane demonstrably raises my blood pressure.