Good luck to him. But still, couldn’t he get his kicks by standing near a Mustang instead?

AKA ignore all the spam/junk mail you get in regards to extending your warranty.

Construction workers on the scaffolding probably thought that they were safe.

Weird, I don’t see a crowd of people nearby. They all must be under the Mustang.

Nope.

Same name, but a very different car.

There is no way anyone saying NP has any clue about K cars.

Yea, no air, poor rust repair and 117K on an 80's 4banger with a surely spanked Turbo, is not a formula for success at that price.

You’re building on dry humour here.

Seems vans are good at carrying a lot of things, including momentum.

Can you get this done cheaper: yes.

You own that car in Virginia? You must be nuts.

Pedestrians

So the engine that the Dart desperately needs is going into the Wrangler.

Yo dawg I put a high-revving low-torque turbo 4banger in your rock crawler because I am stupid.

I'd much rather have this than a 20k E39 M5. So much NP that I'm certain that the CP voters are the ones smoking crack.

Being a Christian myself, (but wouldn’t ever pull anything dumb like this) it always puzzles me when self proclaimed Christians do un- Christian things like this, then claim that God told them to do it, but don’t realize because of their twisted interpretation that they did the exact opposite of what a Christian is…

I don’t think this is what Carrie Underwood meant when she sang, “Jesus, Take the Wheel.”

Drifting eats tires? Orly?

Vogel is a good coach, which eliminates him from their list of candidates.