Re-apply those letter after running through an anagram generator. You could be driving A Oat Bub Ruckus or many other hilarious things.

Who needs a heat gun when you have hot takes?

I think you misread that part.

Yet those places in the US with no inspections continue to exist without all road going citizens being killed by swarms of non-inspected cars.

Like this?

Personally, I like the Beetle GTI...

“Literally ear rape.” - Jezebel commenter

There are other parts to NY than NYC.

But he’s not talking about other Gumballers. Just the ones that are morons.

All that effort on the exterior and nothing but 1980s dead soul when you open the door.

Could it be a mid-90`s Pontiac Grand Am?

4327lbs.

Buy a Miata after they wrap their Mustang GT around a tree/telephone/crowd of people pole.

Not here in Cali. People will drop to a crawl just so they look. People here will do it for anything on the side of the freeway: traffic stops, broken down cars that are out of lanes and on the shoulder, fucking field workers picking strawberries (was once stuck in traffic for 30 minutes because people were doing…

Because Americans are stupid and don’t buy wagons...so we don’t get any wagons.

I’ve never heard of this.

I love that God prefers rear engine, air cooled cars! That's a gospel I can get behind!

Oh absolutely. Wait until they can legally sit in the seats provided to get one. That’s what I did :)
On the other hand, I was trying to provide best answer I could think of to your question. The parts are where my answer fails as I’m pretty sure half of the parts are manufactured in Mexico, Canada, China and other…

What’s the “J.E.” for?

DON’T YOU DARE