If we impose more tariffs, give huge tax breaks to multibillion dollar companies, eliminate safety and environmental regulations, and cut wages in the US to third world sweatshop levels, then everyone will start building stuff in the US again. It'll be like an American renaissance! No one will want to immigrate here…

Chicken law bruh

No, he knows how business works. If he were CEO of Ford and not running for President he would be moving all Ford manufacturing to Mexico while the whole time talking about how it helps American workers.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between someone with big balls and someone with a small brain.

So what you’re saying is you’d prefer it decaf?

Nah.

There, fixed it for you.

there are cars you can afford to buy, and cars you can afford to own.

You can go just south in tho Ohio’s Hocking Hills for that.

Yeah, it’s total bullshit. How would he have conducted himself if it was just a normal situation where cars/trucks are in that lane? Deploy a tire strip?

If you’re using high beams in fog, you’re doing it wrong.

Okay papaw, time for your meds and a nap.

Do you also hate driving on the freeways or driving after dark? Do you often have to call a family member when you get lost and ask for directions back home?

Sweet! My first COTD!

Jesus. That's next level stupid. I mean that is advanced level stupid. It's basically a master class in stupid.

I was once diagnosing a loss of compression and fuel in the oil, so I naturally thought it was the rings.

Not one that is too bad but kinda funny:

My 240z had a broken water pump and I diagnosed it as “needs a v-8 swap”

What size tin foil hat do you wear?