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Old Range Rovers don’t have a safe word. The punishment never stops.

Nearly 8K... That’s getting into much newer used GX470 territory. Or older land cruiser. I think I’d prefer a Lexus or Toyota SUV for nearly the same price. This thing doesn’t appeal to me at all. The newer ones are attractive but this one isn’t.

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Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

I used to work with him. Trust me, he nose his stuff.

After test driving one I imagine a WWII tank driver would feel right at home with the view out of the car.

The rare “Floor Delete” option? I’ve heard of that but never seen it.

Official That Guy™ Comment.

‘The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.’

So there’s at least one company selling those colored tires right now and they’re actually cheaper then the regular tires for my car. I think they are trying to break into the market and selling them as cheap as they can without loosing money.http://zzolatires.com/pages/about-ou…

Or sorry the fuschia colour is discontinued so for your warranty we will give you one limone tire

You guys should ask Honda if they’ve heard of this lady:

Right. Because I need to tell you to ask away on Jalopnik. Please.

We really take their work for granite.

Maybe if you threw it out of a plane!

You’ve clearly never driven an old muscle car. They might not be nearly as fast as the new stuff, but they are just fun and cool. Drive around in this AMX and everyone will be oogling over it, even though most won’t know what it is. Drive around in a ‘16 Mustang, and no one gives a damn. Add in the fact that the seats

No, if you just have to own a Mustang II, go for the Ghia version. Pretend luxury isn’t as offensive as fake performance.

Sorry to be that guy, but looks like this is Daytona, FL; not Dayton, OH.

Second DougCar: flatbed tow truck.