Watching the toilet swirl the wrong way.

Have a star for saying what 90% of us think every time we see a post about a VW wagon.

A strictly mpg-based tax would also be unfair to lower income people, since older vehicles almost always get worse mileage than their newer counterparts.

This comment made me cringe almost as much as the article.

One more tip - Every time you slow down to turn, or stop in general, ALWAYS check your rearview mirror to see what’s coming up behind you. Many times, I’ve managed to get my car out of the way, move up a few feet if someone is skidding to a stop behind me, or drive past a right hand turn I was planning on making…

A manual wagon? The only way this could be more Jalop is if it were brown. It runs, it looks good, and it’s $3k. The automatic belts give me nightmares dating back to my 1988 Ford Escort, but I still like it.

Well, I was referring to the size of the picture. If I have to explain the joke, I guess it wasn’t that funny.

Yeah I realized that’s what I want right after i typed that. Now to get one into the states and not have it crushed by Uncle Sam.

I’d prefer to retrofit a GTI engine and underpinnings as well, while we’re at it.

That’s fucking insane. I also think I’m going to integrate “What in God’s cock is going on here” into my daily vocabulary.

5th Gear
“Just like the standard SportWagen, which goes for as little as $22,400, the Golf Alltrack receives a 1.8-liter inline-four producing 170 hp and 199 lb-ft of torque. The engine comes paired with standard all-wheel drive.”

Is that a Jeep for ants?

“Who’s Deadmau five?”

And here’s a picture of the RV he drove while he was Speaker of the House.

I can’t seem to make it past Step 1:

They aren’t even the best program in their state right now.

What’s the redline in 2nd or 3rd gear with the tires still spinning? I’d like to know, for, uh, science.

VW is considering “every legal means at its disposal” to force the suppliers to meet their delivery commitments

That will all trickle down and eventually we, the consumers, will be able to save money as well.

it takes self-driving tech out of the public’s hands until it’s fully ready.