Do yourself a favor, and read this paragraph again.

The mileage doesn’t even really scare me, but I found what looks to be an even cleaner one.

IBM Software direct sales reps often compete with the channel for the same deals (Speaking from experience here). Even though software is entitled to the end user, it still most definitely counts as being “sold”, or a lot of people would never get paid.

There are plenty of companies (IBM, off the top of my head) that successfully sell direct and through the channel. There’s no reason why this shouldn’t work.

“We steal all of DeMuro’s cars and leave a pink Chevette in his driveway”.

Get a clean XJ Cherokee and spend the rest on your SS. Problem solved.

And to think, the factory would charge $5k-$10k for the luxuries you installed for $334 and an afternoon or two.

He bought an island that won’t exist in 50 years.

Right, because travelling on public roads at 154mph is always victimless, and never ends with people getting killed.

No water, no coffee, no food, no access to money.

Why would they do this with a front wheel drive car? A fourth gen Cutlass Supreme would make a supremely better project car, and they look way cooler. Also, as mentioned in the article, it won’t torque steer you into an early death.

Auto glass cleaner (without Ammonia) plus old newspaper for the windows. The street bums got this one right. Paper towels always leave fuzzy shit on the windows.

She has eyes?

Ask the millions of Americans who don’t live in cities how much they use Uber and Lyft and you’ll have your answer.

At the very least it runs and there’s no fart can so you wouldn’t have to feel ridiculous driving it home doesn’t matter if there’s a fart can because lol it’s on a flatbed and you actually thought you were going to drive this home?

The Operator claimed he became distracted and lost control of the vehicle

The answer, as always, is to man up and buy an E63 Wagon.

What are the chances a regular* guy with $400k disposable income laying around can buy one of these? Close to zero, right?

Anyone know long the power cable is? Will I be able to route it around the windshield and “A” pillar so the cord isn’t hanging down in front of me?

Anyone know long the power cable is? Will I be able to route it around the windshield and “A” pillar so the cord…