Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

Ah, parenting evolution at its finest. From this:

i’m a conscientious objector to this poll i think?

Even so: Don’t watch CNN.

poop emoji stolen from interwebz, for commentary.

If every march towards progress was met with such a sentiment as this—the idea that any small step towards an enlightened society was pointless because it didn’t net utopic results without a struggle, then imagine the world that we would live in. No freedom or civil liberty in our society has ever occurred without a…

His levels of creating shit movies when he is capable of giving the audience better is insulting. It's like he wants to see how shitty he can make a movie and still fleece ticket buyers. Vile.

My mom once sat me down to talk about the demons I was “inviting into my life” by reading horror books and watching movies like A Clockwork Orange. She’s never been the type to talk about demons before or since. It was so weird. I figure she must have read some Christian Woman’s magazine article or other and got stuck…

Moms are neg ninjas.

What. The. FUCK.

This is pretty mild, but Jesus, it stung at the time. I spent a long time very active in slash fandom before the overwhelming, unrelenting misogyny got too much for me to handle. I didn’t write, for years, but I edited people’s stories, enthusiastically recced stories I loved, and generally spent a lot of time gushing…

“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...

“You’re pretty for a black girl.”

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That is a tasty looking groom.

We all experiment in our college years.

Except he’s passing as a fitness expert, not a Black man.

her and HamNo went to same school

But in modeling the body is primary, which is not the case in cardiology. Her size isn’t an accident, it’s the very point.