I count calories and you don’t have to be rude about it. Maybe you don’t need to worry about calories, but I’m short and I get fat very quickly if I’m just eating random handfuls of food and hoping I burn off the excess. BTW a handful of nuts has an insane amount of calories. I eat raw almonds and nut butters but I…

You can’t prove that I’m not a steam engine.

I 110% believe this. I got caught in the Pittsburgh G20 riots walking home from class. A cop in full riot gear tried to ‘break apart’ a mob of students entering the dorm and I was hit with a baton. It was completely unprovoked by us. I know a lot of good cops, but I would love to see the study results of what riot…

Apologies if this was covered elsewhere, but have you seen the Facebook post by a teacher saying she was on the scene at Mondawmin mall? I’ve been hella busy at work all day today, so GM may have mentioned this elsewhere.

I blame the department and let me tell you why. They praise rookie officers. They’ll go around making a 100 arrests a month, and they’ll praise them. These rookie officers will do anything to get an arrest because they want more praise, you know what I’m saying? This is the result of it. They arrested Gray for some…

yes, the reporter sounds like an ass, not the coked out perv bar owner with a 2-way mirror in the ladies washroom for peeping. lol

From the other things he says, it sounds like they must have been receiving calls all day about the mirror, so they answered that way as a snarky joke.

This was my favorite bit: “There’s a big movement in reality TV to be outraged about feminism. I’ve been in professional wrestling. So yes: come see my mirror; eat my wings—I don’t know what to tell you, honey.”

Always bring your own ladder and parachute so you never get caught alone in an empty stairwell.

Unless there’s a two-way miror in the mens room as well, the Halloween excuse holds zero weight and it’s already a fucking flimsy reason.

Always test mirrors if you're in a room with one. Put your fingernail against the glass. There should be a gap between your finger and its reflection. If there's no gap, you got a two-way mirror.

Do You Want To Listen To Britney Spears’ Leaked ‘Tom’s Diner’ Cover?

Ok. But I’m really Black. And so is my friend. I think you are trying to be funny but you aren’t.

When I was pregnant, I stood in line for Ben and Jerry’s free cone day. I got two scoops of ice cream and when my friend said “hey! Why does she get two?”, the woman who scooped said in a no nonsense tone “preggos get two scoops”. Yay for two scoops!

Beyoncé could not be reached for comment.

The Flag Code has been ruled by SCOTUS to be unenforceable. It’s an etiquette guideline, not punishable law.

I mean, her use of the flag had readers standing erect and saluting. That sounds pretty patriotic.

“The American flag represents our Freedom why would you want to walk on that???”

I know that obvious question is obvious, but using the flag in a protest to preserve human dignity is offensive to this woman, but using it as a prop in her nude photos is totes cool?

Throughout it all, several of the assembled black students point out that she’s resisting arrest and speculate what would’ve happened to them if they’d done the same.