I have to disagree with you there. This is extremely lurid material, like straight out of Top of the Lake or Red Riding, I don't see why it wouldn't be investigated to the max. Ariel Castro will have pumped up sympathy levels for these kinds of cases to the max, although a good strategy for defense would be to paint…

It is oddly specific, like they're trying to get a fine for an unkempt lawn in there or something.

Alex DeLarge grows up to be a GHCQ liaison officer.

It's kind of sad to see him being exploited for yuks like this. He's like a circus animal, except less conscious of his degraded position.

I'd want that D Magazine.

What did jew say?

Permanent deer-in-headlights look.

Hey, it's a billion-dollar franchise. Philip Seymour Hoffman was just 1 man.

May I also suggest "Barry Lyndon" and "Joseph Andrews" as two absolutely hilarious books set in the 18th century? Especially the latter.

Someone needs to introduce these people to binomial probability.

In films deviating from an *ideal* appearance is always part of the character traits (you can't just simply be plus-sized because a certain percentage of the population is and it's normal).

Jesus, young lady, no one's going to give you head in front of all those cameras.

That pleases me.

This is the third time today I've quoted Drake lyrics. Someone needs to post the "Stop Posting" cat before it's too late.

He fucked the girl that used to babysit, but that was years later, on some crazy shit.

Could you tell us how long you were mourning so I can pop that number in the Grief Matrix™ and confirm that you were grieving your mother for the right length of time?

She's discovered this thread and she knows now.

I'm glad to see Drake is becoming more...comely.

But that barricade wasn't constructed for the memorial, right? It was already there?