Turtles, I like your style.

I hope she didn't dump it, I know some people in Baltimore who would pay ¡top dollar!

Now do the German doctor from Lolita!

Thankfully, you don't need a relationship with the NSA, because

Ojalá que esto pase con cada Walmart en los Estados Unidos.

¡Que chévere! No supe que Gawker publicaba un blog en español.