That made me laugh far more than it should have. Makes me wanna go visit the Dimsdale Dimmadome.

Man, I’ve been drunk since Election day. I am never going to sober up.

the biden family walking across the beau highway REALLY GOT ME

I feel like they are the kind of beautiful that just seems like it is equal part amazing bone structure and physical manifestation of their character, you know?

I mean, now that I see the table, I am pissed at the table, too.

That got me, as well as “The President is always asking staff to bring their babies and young kids by for a visit.” SOB.

As a person suffering from chronic depression, those chapters of Hyperbole and a Half are the thing I show people who have difficulty conceptualizing what I go through. It’s super-real

Seconding this. That was perhaps the first account of depression I’d ever read that resonated with me because it was so damn close to my own experience, and it gave me something to show people to explain just what the hell I was feeling when I couldn’t articulate it myself.

Same. I was juuuuust beginning to emerge from a really rough patch when her book came out, and it was an incredibly useful tool to communicate with my spouse about what was going on with me. When my mood would wildly swing, I could reference her experience - I saw a kernel of corn! - and fact that the shorthand was…

Oh my god, no: it’s perfect. I’m SCREAMING 😭

It’s narcissism to the umpteenth degree and completely insufferable.

Yes. OMG. Make it stop 😐

People don’t seem to understand that when they ‘opt in’, they always have the opportunity to opt out, and that makes their experience fundamentally different from the experiences of people they’re trying to claim. I understand wanting to be an ally, but it often comes with such a profound cluelessness that it just…

Not to mention the fact that “not seeing gender” is not AT ALL the same as being gay. Not even close. Gay people see gender... it’s kind of necessary to what ACTUALLY makes them gay.

As a clueless old white lady, I agree.

if she were 20 years old she’d be one of those girls who, upon finding out i am bi, are like “omg i like wish i liked girls, you know what i mean? girls are just so much BETTER but i guess i’m stuck with boys hahaha BLECH hahaha you’re so lucky!”

This is the woman who had a screaming meltdown over bad reviews on Amazon and claimed that none of them counted because reviewers were “interrogating the text from the wrong perspective.” She’s good at mortifying.

I don’t understand why they “need” larger sea mammals and sea life. We have some really good aquariums here where the largest sea animals are rays, and they’re fucking awesome and fun to visit. Add crocs and smaller sharks if you have the space, I suppose, but seriously, why do we need the larger animals?! Sea World…

They have lost at least 3 members this year. Even without the pipeline the outlook is bleak.