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Wait, how did I not know that Ashitaka and San dated?

I like it all except for that weird one-sleeve thing. Rihanna, this isn’t Final Fantasy, girl.

This honestly makes me laugh-cry every time I see it. Damn you.

Y’all know that DSW sells a very similar-looking knockoff and that they work just as well, right?

OLD PEOPLE, BLECH

Damn. That one in the hat is gonna start some SHIT.

Well, damn! It feels terrible! I like to know everything about everything!

Louis, enough with the chicanery, you don’t know who that is, it’s fine, you Wiki’d him in the car 10 minutes before this happened, it’s fine, let’s move on.

absolutely ratchet and absurd

There’s no time like the present, Helen.

So many layers! Like a shady little onion.

A man on the metro once referred to me as “the nice lady over there” to his toddler son and I view that as the official end of my youth.

Judges who know how to detect shade...have readers who know how to detect shade.

Not to mention his sly reference to Trump’s “make America great again” nonsense. Hail to the Chief.

You’re my favorite.

My aunt did one on me when I was 12. Half my hair fell out. 2/10, WNB.

Beat me to it!

C’mon, at least call him Mandilyn.