Forgive Mama Martha...she knows not what she does.

Nope - emphatically pro-steam. Sorry for the confusion. I was pointing out that Martha used “boiled” when the picture features almost-certainly steamed crabs. Piddling thing, I know.

1. The difference is mostly textural. Less watery if you steam it.

Times, measures, etc.

I dunno if it’s BAD per se, but we’re fanatically devoted to those delicious little jerks over here and steaming prevents them from getting overly waterlogged and losing flavor. Tbh, I didn’t know that NOT-steaming was really a thing until I visited other states...

Thank you for pointing out the boiled blue crabs, Martha. I was wondering where I put those.

FINISH HIM

Anyone else getting into knock-down, drag-out fights on summer vacation with racist relatives over this case? No? Just me? Okay.

“I’m not afraid of al Qaeda. I’m afraid of al Cracka.”

And then she had the gall to try and pass it off as normal shit that goes down when a bunch of rich people are in a confined space. “You poors couldn’t possibly understand.” Fuckin’ hero.

One of my favorite things about Beyonce is how perpetually uninterested/uninvolved in other people’s shit she is. Like oh, you all are breaking the Internet over the VMAs? Hell if that’s getting in the way of my pool time.

For real, though, I think that in itself is at least slightly good - he had to have known how poorly he would go over.

But will there be lentils?

Oh God, the Angelfire websites. And the hoops they make you jump through to get the price of anything. I just saw a venue website that makes you friend them on Facebook or Twitter before you can get a price list. Why???

Right on. My younger brother has autism. My mother likes to tell a story about the time when we were all little that my sister and I were SO EXCITED to go to Ledo’s Pizza. Like, full on dressed up in church outfits to go to Ledo’s. Silly, I know. But we were like 6 years old. But when we got to Ledo’s, my brother got…

Yes, I was hoping Ginger Potato would weigh in on this.

This is the kind of content I would demand were I a J. Jonah Jameson type...

That sign is INSANE

I really wish I were smart enough to get through med school/do things like this.