Holy shit the crystal people!

This this this this, m-effing THIS!

Testicle cheese

Hold up.

Valrhona white is the only white “chocolate” that is allowed to pass my lips, so point taken.

To each their own...just know it’s not really chocolate.

And madonna too. Memba all that “ray of light shit”?

Ok, at the risk of getting my ass chewed;

whatever the mutha-f he wants cause he Tim Gunn

True, but BOH rarely have to deal with the monogrammed thermos types face to face. Tips are, after all, supposed to be for service.

coulson and nance were married for a time

Hooah!

It means that the object in question is made largely by hand using “traditional” methods and usually in small batches. It can denote an actual qualitative difference. For example: Artisanal bread made by hand using a wild yeast starter. Veeeeery different and much more yummy than Wonder Bread.

aw shucks

dante never knew the despair of eating/working in a subway restaurant

There is a special place in hell for people who say “now that wasn’t so hard was it?” to anyone ever.

Yes!Yes!Yes!

Hmm. Feeling conflicted about Unwitting. On the one hand, talking on cell while driving is, legit, a danger to others. On the other hand is Unwitting being the oversensitive rule obsessed friend? Like the friend who has all the “ If you were really my friend” strictures that define freindship for her. Like say,…

OMFG

no dude...just no