Brows AND hair. That shit looks like a teenage girl trying to go goth in the 90s with a cheap home dye job.

Lost me at bananas being a “guilty pleasure”.

But then how will I be horribly racist?! Won’t you think of my sensibilities?

And it’s worth a reminder (not to you, just in general) that the Roma are ethnically northern Indians who were most likely forcibly brought through the Middle East and to Europe as slaves during the Middle Ages, and that in some areas they were enslaved well into the 19th century. These aren’t people who are “lazy” or…

And some childfree people, like us (well me, and from your response, I assume you), act like they’re better than moms because they’re too evolved to feel the urge to “breed”. There are huge assholes on both sides of this “fight”, but the point is that we shouldn’t be fighting each other at all, we should be fighting a…

Sure, but every worker — childfree or not — was once a baby and child who needed parental care.

Act like a lady, completely fuck up like a man.

I feel you. As a minority, my parents constantly encouraged me to go to college and I’m glad I did, but there’s a mindset out there that only equates a college degree with success. Many of my old high school friends who were not academically inclined make great livings in the trades. Of course the downside to many of…

Nothing like a scathing, totally unsupported criticism to boost ones own self-esteem without the hassle of communication or critical thinking. That rush lost its appeal for me when I turned 14, but your milage may vary.

I have a giant soft spot in my heart for Bride and Prejudice and can basically watch it anytime anywhere. Everyone I know hates on it cause they’re all legitimate Jane Austen fans but I’m just sitting over here like whatever Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is bae and Bollywood is life.

My big one though that I have zero…

Seriously. Behind Closed Ovens, Millihelen, and Mark Shrayber are always my top interests.

I always tell everyone when my kids do terrible poop things. I like working my Brown Note reference in as much as possible.

There’s also the problem of food deserts- that is, areas where getting inexpensive, nutritional food is basically impossible (generally this is urban areas with low incomes).

Tang Ape.

Circus Peanut

Il Duce- Like Mussolini, except Americanize the pronunciation to “Ill Douche”?

Gwen Stefani should also be listed under bindis. She wore them a lot in the 1990s and was not called out for it much at the time.

I always hoped that I was smarter than Ann Coulter but now I have proof. I’m in a hotel room. First thing I did after kicking off my shoes (and eating the macademia nuts)? Checked that the alarm was off.

I’d like to have a bottle of that asparagus water inspected for bacterial growth because throwing raw vegetables in bottles of water and storing them unrefrigerated sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Gluten Free lady is why I have completely given up eating in restaurants, forever. I found out about 3 months ago that I have Celiac Disease. Many eateries are trying to provide Gluten Free foods but they only go far enough to satisfy the stupid lady in that story. Those of us that have real issues with gluten are…