Maybe they were just angry at the dessicated hockey pucks Starbucks are trying to pass of as croissants.

That wet and wild !

At least this pronunciation acknowledges the actual arrangement of the letters. I don’t ask that everyone pronounce it like an actual Nahuatl.

C-H-I-P-O-T-L-E

THIS!

This story isn’t directly mine, but it sure as hell influenced how I dealt with men.

From your lips...

Wait no... I wan’t this movie, I want this movie sooo bad. I would pay so much money to see Cavill and Affleck make out

please, pleaaaaase let it be this

This is elitist.

Seconded.

Dear Gwynnie,

“Looked at in this light, I think what really takes guts here is not whether or not you sleep train, but whether or not you can refrain from being an asshole about this or any other parenting issue.”

I like to sit with my elbows spread out to make room for my enormous boobs. They need to breath, for health reasons.

Or get the mothergrabbin cookies from a nice baker who accepts money in exchange for delicious snacks.

Leading a discussion in a class, (let me stress Leading, as in I was the TA and the professor was out of the room and had put me in charge) and got into it with a student over the wage gap. My dander was up, but I kept my end to the facts and statistics, while coolguy kept repeating it was “silly” to focus on it. Sure…

I fell you, it is pretty rough going.

I think patchouli should be re-named "hippie sweat". Just so we all know what we're in for.

And Hobo-fights!

I've now been married 12 years. I still think marriage was one of the best decisions Ive ever made. I still hear from guests that ours was one of the best weddings they've ever attended. Every penny spent was worth it.