You’re right. Pineapple on pizza is a crime against pizza, and a whole other crime against pineapple.

Wine snobs are more fun to fuck with though.  My wine knowledge isn’t much more advanced than “I like this white wine” and “I like that red wine”, but there’s something fun about furrowing my brow earnestly, trying a mouthful of a 2011 vintage from the house of Somethingorother, and commenting that I am picking up…

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Christ this thread got weird and I do not understand the beating off into a color-coded handkerchief.

As someone with two dogs who piss and shit on the dining room rug whenever it’s raining, I’d be perfectly content with them doing their business on the easily cleaned porcelain surfaces of our bathroom. 

I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me?

lol the girlfriend in this email isnt out finding a dog trainer. She is out finding a new god damn boyfriend. 

more than* most people

Stiffed, and no total consciousness on his deathbed either I’m guessing.

Men do have to do it. It just looks a lot dumber because they don’t have music. I am a female gymnast, and speaking only for myself, I always loved the performance aspects of floor as much as the tumbling. The belittling part is that women’s artistic gymnastics started with the dance stuff and is slowly pulling itself…

The best shade of this whole back-and-forth comes from the reporter: “Peyton who?”

There’s so much awesome to unpack here, but the austere of the repeated A. A. Ron is choice.

I am a 53 yr old white woman who coincidentally worked for a major bank as a Sr Bank Officer for many years and I must say I am absolutely appalled at the way this man was treated. He had the standard required information along with his finger print it shouldn’t matter if he is black, blue, green, purple with pink…

You’re a fucking idiot. From one white man to another.

This, incidentally, is why I’ll argue that Jerry Rice is the best football player ever. Playing well, well before the passing explosion era, he still owns the receiving record books. He has the career records for receptions, yards, and TDs by huge, huge margins over guys whose careers started well after his and who…

Mediocre guys who were some of the best in their position before rule changes led to their position getting insanely inflated numbers? Mediocre guys who’s single-season record was broken several times in a span of years after lasting for longer than the previous record?

30 years ago, I had my first heart attack, I was forty and in great physical condition. The said it was inoperable and gave me 6 months to live; they said that I should “make arrangements”.  So I arranged to see another doctor. I’m still here. Why? Because I WENT TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR. Listen, you little cocksuckers.…

If it were actual Jaguars, I’d watch.

I think in the UK hand over hand has been discouraged since the mid 80s. It was always the two hand push-pull shuffle that was taught. (I don’t think many people use it that much after their test, though.)