I second that. And check your prostate.

Sir, I am the whitest of white men, and this is as racist as hell. Reading the headline, I assumed that the amount must be at least five figures. Stupid of me.

‘Have you tried turning it off and on again’

I heard a thing on the radio yesterday where they mocked Judas, not for the betrayal or the suicide, but for being cheap. Someone apparently worked out that, in Roman Judea, 30 pieces of silver bought you a medium sized field and a doney or something - hardly great riches

Stop teasing me. Unfortunately I don’t believe Klopp will ever go to ManU, much as I would love to see it. This year I hope he take s Liverpool all the way.

Took me approx 90 seconds to realise that

Shut up, you 40-year-olds; you know nothing. I am 56; 8 years ago I was still playing pick-up games of soccer and throwing and catching with my buddies. Now putting on my socks is a daily struggle of life and death proportions, stairs are a bitch, and even turing over in bed is a performance. and they said sports was…

Ok, I’ll bite; what the ever-loving fuck is a GODSISTER? I’m guessing that it is the daughter of one or more of your Godparents, but, unless your Godparents are family members (in which case she would be some kind of cousin, possibly a neice), then she would be some random, unrelated woman with no formal ties or…

Sorry, but in commenting on an article about literacy... - *too lazy this morning

‘baseball was more fun for having them’.  Pretty much my definition of what a Hall of Fame should be.

I’m not that au fait with baseball, but you make the same point that I make when arguing about football - it’s the Hall of FAME - not the Hall of Stats, not the Hall of Good Character, not the Hall of Anyother Bullshit. so by that token, alongside Bo Jackson and those guys in that Simpsons episode, Harold Baines is a…

Maybe Lance has a chance if Federer has to use a salmon instead.

But double points for hitting the dick and balls

What a bunch of Hunts

what I said

does it look different IRL than in the photographs?

To say you have ‘been’ somewhere, I think you actually need to take a dump there.

morans

snot came out of my nose - and it’s your fault!

I have not been drinking so it only took me 3 minutes