Mr Ed jokes aside, what is going on with his eys? Does he have myxomatosis?

C’mon man! He’s 44. It’s gotta be the Raiders

Not the country, only it’s ultra conservative MPGA government.  The rest of us hate the Orange Cheeto.

Not really a cliché, since I only heard it once, but I will never forget the great Ron Atkinson’s comment on the agility of Bulgarian defender Trifon Ivanov: ‘I’ve seen milk turn faster than that!’

and the worst ten minutes in football history.

No, they have not always been yellow. They are yellow now, but I am old enough to remember when they were white. Fluorescent vomit colour yellow shows up better on colour TV, so now they are yellow.

What??? the best 60s music holds up (listening to Sam Cooke as I type this), as does the best 70s and 80s and 90s. Not sure about anything newer - Will people still listen to Beyonce of Jay-Z in 10-15 years time? Sincerely doubt it.

this from the guy who confuses ‘dissonance’with ‘distance’?

or the elite Joe Flaccid

Ready to fight

it’s a great song, but Nirvana’s version takes third place to the Bowie original and the Bowie-produced version by Lulu.

‘‘...to conclude that you violated the policy prohibiting ‘pursuing or engaging in romantic relationships’ with more than one student...’
So if it had been just one of them, it would have been ok?