Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

Talk about anectdotal nonsense. I’d be willing to say, in fact place a wager, that 95% of Met fans would have burned Citi down if the Wilpons didn’t make an offer. Stupid.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

I heard they went on to say that Iraqis must have done it and we need to depose Saddam Hussein immediately because we’ve located WMDs in and around Tikrit and Baghdad, if you needed more proof that they were absolutely disconnected from reality.

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

Russell Westbrook plays at best average defense and also by the way turns the ball over at a 5.5 per game rate. That’s a historically bad turnover rate. Harden is the same with even worse defense. Kawhi is the best perimeter defender in the NBA and still manages to put up big numbers on offense. I am so sick and tired…

Somewhere, in a dark corner of the White House, as the ref blows that whistle, Steve Bannon smiles...or does whatever his version of smiling is.

The 2016 NFL season was very kind to me until the final quarter of the final game, which singlehandedly turned the 2016 NFL season into a fucking nightmare just like everything else associated with 2016.

Dime Bags Two For One

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

If he didn’t want to die, he shouldn’t have been so easy to throw.

Stadium Seats extend above the floor level, thus blocking a straight kicking plain. Only way your feet get involved is if you try to stomp on your victim and then you’re putting all of your momentum forward and down. Bad news, baby, you just entered my zone and you’re goin flyin.

“If Jesus had practiced this tactic, his male descendants could have saved more than $20,000 by now.”

It’s been just two years since the Jets’ most recent housecleaning, when Rex Ryan’s and John Idzik’s John Idzik’s and Rex Ryan’s forced Laurel and Hardy routine went crashing into the bandstand.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

Potentially, but I’ll bet you a billion imaginary dollars that Cuban is steamed about the no call on the double dribble. It’s not even a judgment call, it is a black-and-white double dribble.

yeah what’s your point, it won the Oscar