Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

As a person who has questioned his relationship with alcohol, especially as I’ve grown older, this scares the shit out of me.

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

If Gillaspie didn’t hit the home run it would have been a non-issue. They were pinch hitting for Bumgarner - Bumgarner was in the dugout while Gillaspie was batting and a PH was in the on-deck circle.

What makes you think anyone is scared of criticizing the Patriots? Also, your analogy is worse than the one in the video.

Is that Tom Emanski’s book?

So is HamNo just repurposing Matt Levine topics these days?

Bernie Parmalee - I remember him because they made a big deal that he was a UPS worker before getting back into the league.

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

Ray Guy.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Nah, that nerd teenager already ripped it off last year.

WORTH IT for these 10 beautiful seconds

Sterling K. Brown (Christopher Darden) should have been nominated over Cuba Gooding (OJ).

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

glad to see there’s still plenty of good-ass kinja to be had round these parts

Well, it does make sense when you consider the frequent thunderstorms over there, plus the fact that the average Japanese person is about fifteen feet tall, and made of...uh, metal...