Anyone who says Dellavedova’s only skill is cheap shots is dead wrong. Golden State went on a 17-4 run after this, so clearly he is also skilled at getting the other team all fired up to the detriment of his own.

That song was a lot funnier when I thought it was Brad Lohaus.

Atlanta Braves closer has to be pretty high on the list.

This is like if Drew Magary were a fight.

My advice as someone who hates Las Vegas, go anywhere else. If I had to pick a town for sleazy fun for a weekend, it would be New Orleans. It’s better, sleazier and more fun than Vegas every fucking time.

I think this is a pretty classy move that doesn’t deserve snark.

I imagine Boozer came home and immediately changed the color instead of having to defend the paint.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

You are so wrong it’s not funny.

Damn it, Raphael, you are a major symbol of the steroid era. Please stay away from baseball!

I hate to be the person that has to correct you, but the Masters is a golf tournament.

One of my friend’s kids was there. He made it onto Instagram:

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

lol

Couldn’t get “stupid horse in a recliner” to load.

Suspecting it looked something like this?

Tom, it’s a credit to you and Deadspin that you write cogently about finance in a manner that HamNo/Gawker seemingly could only dream of doing. It’s like two worlds.

Kobe’s post-retirement statue is going to look pretty epic when they put it right under Shaq’s ass.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.