Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

This is excellent Kinja

Hi—I’d like you to explain the implicit logic behind the argument in this bad internet comment. You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying? If so, what made you arrive at this position?…

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

Laugh all you want, Tom. The last thing this country needs is more division.

Those are the people that play BJ and don’t realize that the person playing “incorrectly” has just as much of a chance to make everyone win as they do to make everyone lose. Same type of people that hypocritically won’t hit on soft 18 if dealer is showing 9+ (which is statistically the “correct” thing to do). I never…

The NFL is a nonprofit (lol) trade group. MLB is a monopoly with a special antitrust exemption, so Congress can get involved by holding hearings and displaying outrage over shenanigans in America’s Game.

This is all the proof you really need.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

This is a bit disingenuous. de Aza right now is their fourth biggest move of the offseason, behind the signing of Asdrubel Cabrera, the trade for Neil Walker and the resigning of Colon. Also, Murphy is not a very good baseball player all told (Walker is certainly better than he is, and even that only became the move…

“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

I’m just kidding. I...I don’t have a job.

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.

To: Barry Petchesky- barryp@deadspin.com

Well spake, Tom. Fargo has filled in the hole left by Justified quite nicely.

Sorry your mongoloid QB is dying.

This explains the good game against Denver. Normally, he just pisses excellence, but in that game it was leaking inside him.

People aren’t voting for someone who literally promises not to finish the job.

I’m offended that Sloth went Blackface! We just had this conversation!