How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

My favorite bit was the outrage caused by his jokes. He did the bit about getting the best talent. “If you want Tom Cruise, don’t settle for Jude Law.” Sean Penn (I believe) was seething when he got up to the front and felt compelled to defend Jude Law.

Much like Ruth, I’m sure Murphy will be joining The 700 Club in no time.

I believe that is a husky teenager.

Join us next week as Albert Burneko’s middle age of misery continues.

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

Goddammit, that's the joke.

Bills fans are amazing in that they’re long suffering and yet I don’t think they’ve suffered nearly enough.

*goes home to bang girlfriend*

Such incredible ignorance to so insultingly paint an entire gender with such a broad brush.

Clearly he meant Asian women.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Yeah Deadspin should do more journalism. Like today maybe. Oh and the answer to your question is Samer.

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

When will you guys properly recognize tzatziki’s place amongst dips?

Gray-brown fall is not the worst season. It’s vastly superior to both Gray winter and Brown spring, as both of those seasons involve discovering what’s been rotting under snowbanks since White winter. Bird spines, human poop, rat arms, etc.

Verdict: the Pope is not catholic.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

I respect Marc Fucarile’s father, but not you or anyone else who shouts to everyone within earshot that you’re strong and overcoming adversity because of what he’s going through.

It would be a hell of an accomplishment if the Mets swept the Nationals this weekend, since the Mets are playing the Marlins this weekend.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?