Man, listen

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

"You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead."

"Guy with a father figure goes ten rows deep to make that play." — Cowherd

portly Bulls fan

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

"Pat Reilly"? Damn, Tom.

chuck johnson pooped the floor

And how many talented black baseball players over the years have been called "The Black [insert good white player]"?

I would have expected him to be wearing a Red Sox cap, what with everyone getting B-headed.

I feel like there should be some sort of difference between regular PI and flagrant PI. Flagrant PI should be times when a defender blatantly hacks a guy to stop him from catching the ball, and standard PI should be stuff like holding an arm down or face-guarding + contact or what have you. Regular PI can be 15 yards,…

Or you could try exuding confidence for once in your god damn life you disappointment.

This is much ado about nothing. They just thought he had a February face.

Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

Yes, yes he was.

The desk he is sitting in was actually credited with a sack.

Defense: "And that object could have been anything. It could've been an iPad. It could've been an iPhone. It could've been a remote. Anything."

This has been one of those stories where the "Narrative vs. Counter-Narrative" era of sports reporting, where there's this symbiotic relationship between traditional sports reporters and new school web writers who shit on each other, has been clearest. And I find both sides equally annoying and pompous.