Pictured, R - L: Horn, Leslie; Stafford, Matthew; Peter, Pan's

INTERVIEWER: Now, as someone who coached in both New York and New England in the 90s, there's an infamous incident I want to ask you about-

Why is it that the number 1 and 2 seeds could/will face each other in the 2nd round?

Fail.

Total non-story. From the video it seems the cop didn't realize the runner was there right against the curb, saw him and immediately pulled out to give him space.

Here's the video:

I don't know, in the 2 seconds they showed it kind of looked like the cop was simply oblivious to Kawauchi's presence and once he glanced over he immediately (but calmly) drifted away from him. And it's cut off but the cop gives what looks like a shrug a couple seconds after.

"Would any of that make you feel uncomfortable?"

No, it's "is." "portion" is singular, and "of stupid college football fans" is a prepositional phrase that modifies "portion."

Incredibly difficult to read.

Can't claim to have known Ryno well in his time in Orlando, but knew him and saw him often enough - both before games, after practices, and around the community - that he recognized me, my brother, & my dad. From the little I did get to know about him, he's an awesome guy.
Truly feel like…

Steve Wojciechowski [slaps floor]

Obama: [listens to Coach K's remarks]

This is a little strange. Generally Coach K is more adept at early exit strategies.

This woman's being melodramatic. This is actually pretty tame in terms of Challenger explosions.

Suppose that tomorrow you will forget everything you have ever known about birds. You will be terrified every time you see one, you will have no clue what they are or do, and you will never again understand a single thing about any bird. Would you fuck an ox to stop this from happening?

Oh for sure, what would we all do without sensitive kids from Nebraska who moved to the big city to discover who they are teaching us how to use fucking hand looms and what not.

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

Stikc ot sprots

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

These apologies would seem more sincere if Pizza didn't already have a history of domestic violence, which has led to copycat crimes being committed by the Moon.