Goddammit, Jenelle. Here I was, thinking you had maybe gotten your shit together because you turned down money to star in a porn, and you go and do something so fucking stupid and proves that your judgment is shit. You’re lucky your dog didn’t get blown up. It’s not funny, it’s not cute, it’s cruel and you are a bad…

I don’t really care about labels and how people label themseleves. I care about what they do, what they think, and how they vote. Well I don’t really care about celebrities and what they think so much.

I have found TripAdvisor’s reviews to be pretty spot on, honestly. And they do proactively address clearly fraudulent/fake reviews.

And the gas station person is more trustworthy than a volunteer reviewer on Trip Advisor because?

Please tell me they at least made the reviews sound like something Stefan would write. It seems like a waste to just make a regular review.

Your problem is that you are whining that “no one understaaaaaands me!” and that isn’t the case at all. Everyone here understands you. They just find you to be an obnoxious, whiny, self-important tool, because that is how you are coming off. No one cares that you think people aren’t approaching this subject in a way…

I didn’t find out I was allergic until after I adopted. No way in hell I was taking them back, so I just take allergy medicine and decongestants and deal with the fact my babies try to lie right on my face when I’m on the sofa watching TV.

Or, you know, you could just get a real job instead of being a vulture.

She has a severe contouring related injury on her cheek.

They don’t have room? Were you sending him home with the Harvard Classics 5 foot shelf? Who doesn’t have room for a Clifford the Big Red Dog book in their home?

Not everyone can breastfeed. Sure, it’s “free”, but sometimes it just doesn’t work and there’s a lot of shame surrounding moms who use formula. Please rethink before making comments like this, I know I’m not alone in reading this type of thing and remembering the horrible struggle that trying to breastfeed was, how…

Well, I mean, you don’t want the kidnapper to call the child by the wrong name, now would you??

My 13YO nephew will be disconsolate. He thinks she is beautiful and amazing and “a talent for the ages.” “Aunt Kinsey, people will be listening to Nicki Minaj in 30 years, like you listen to Guns N Roses.”

No, I didn’t laugh. I can’t laugh. I thought the same thing about the Bay City Rollers. It’s a symptom of being 13.

Somebody tell me how you get a morphine drip to treat stomach flu.

“Bruce will hate Kris for the rest of time”

Why does Mila Kunis have to be so ridiculously coy about whether or not they’re married? Do we honestly care that much? Are they going to be bothered any more than they already are with a confirmation? Even if she’s doing it to throw people off about an upcoming wedding, a) it won’t work (TMZ will see to that), and b)…

Well it’s certainly unpleasant to say the least. For everyone.

l like your dad, my dad taught me how to change a tire in under 5 minutes. He never wanted me to rely on men for anything.

Do you get similarly het up about people posting pictures of themselves with a glass of wine? Because let me tell you, alcohol is a fucking poison and is causing far, far more agony and death than cocaine is. It’s wonderful and comprehensively deadly.