You don't have a question so much as you and your friends are saying he's racist and misogynist. You've all made that very clear on many comment threads. We get it.

I could've sworn I just explained this, but let me try again with smaller words and shorter sentences.

No, wait, I'm pretty sure I read something on MySpace the other day about how LiveJournal is an up and coming trend...

Cortisone shot at the dermatologist. Only thing that's guaranteed to work for me.

Saint Nicholas was actually Greek, so at best you’re getting a VERY tan caucasian.

I stared at that Ronan Farrow pic for a really long time because with most of his knees covered it looked like he was standing and his mom took the pic from a towering height or something.

Have you ever watched Tig Notaro’s bit about Taylor Dayne?

My speaking voice? Or my singing voice?

GAH I was so close to writing Dayne. Now I regret it.

Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. I just have to tell you that the answer should have been Dayne. I love her voice.

Really the way she talked about it on the show seemed pretty messed up to me and like not at all a cute anecdote of their marriage and I don’t get why she would even talk about that on camera cause it reflects pretty poorly on both of them. Kanye comes off like an abusive, (the trainer) controlling (Kim) asshole. And…

NO. DAKOTA LOOKS BETTER.

I don't happen to be a regular commenter so I wouldn't know Reno from a hole in the wall and this place is CRAWLING with shitheads. It's not that insane an assumption.

It is so important to remember to swim across the riptide, parallel to the beach, but so very difficult to remember when you start swimming harder and the beach is getting farther away OH GOD I'M GOING OUT TO SEA TO DROWN.

I have no idea how you misread that but...

I'm a little not okay with you shitting yourself and then soaking in a tub. The shit is still there.

Meh, period trumps no dumb professional photos every day. I mean, who takes professional photos on the honeymoon? Those are staged! Your own photos are fine enough. And going to Disney World for a honeymoon just doesn't seem like a good idea. Of course, Disney in general seems terrible for adults.

My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…

Tyra Banks would call that “smelping”

oh hell. in florida if they have fresh grouper on the menu, order the fresh grouper. it probably came out of the sea sometime during the night before and it's going to be the best thing on the menu. also, grouper cheek steaks. one of the few things i miss about florida is a fresh grilled grouper cheek steak with a…