“And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel toe to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man with a ripped shirt to enter the kingdom of God”

There’s really no better way to celebrate the Risen Christ than to be photographed by papparazzi while walking five abreast, carting a couple of innocent children, wearing thousand dollar outfits that most desperately poor people would shun even if given them for free. Meanwhile, back in Rome, the Pope was washing the…

If that’s your thinking (hope you aren’t ever responsible for caring for kids) that is precisely why you put a hat on a child or cover their eyes, because as anyone who knows babies and kids do, their little eyes are sensitive. A mother like Kim should know this, having read up on the very basics. And while they…

And for their supporters: Thank you, Yeezus!

I’m sorry for your shitty day - hang in there! If it’s any consolation I’m of the same opinion on the Kardashians whether my day’s been good or bad. We could really use a break. Like, a permanent one.

They don’t like their clothes how they like their men. *snicker*

My question was about them in general. They love going out all in white en masse. If my friends and I all look good in pink we don’t coordinate head to toe pink all the time. It’s just strange.

It’s probably because I’ve had a really bad day - serious diagnosis in my family, and the person in my life who I thought would be there for me when I found out was a massive disappointment - but I’m so fucking sick of the Kardashians and I would LOVE IT if we could just stop paying attention to them for even one…

I was guessing he’s Kanye’s body double. Like, you know you’re so rich when you can go, “Man, I’m not gonna make it to church today. Call Rashad and tell him to stand in for me.”

This. If it wasn’t dirt bag, I wouldn’t have clicked on a Kardashian/Jenner story.

I just wish you’d stop featuring these icky nothing people - I like to read Dirt Bag and hate to give them any page views.

Yeah. A lot of favorite commenters seem to have slipped away. Also see a lot of disparaging remarks about the stupidity of “white feminists” instead of the former vibe of us of all being on the same team. Sad.

I’m not here to give you advice one way or another (just so we’re chill) but I found that my light sleeping habit helped me when I was co-sleeping. When you’re nursing your body makes lactation hormones that make you sleepy and relaxed, but keep you just alert enough to wake up for the coughs, hiccups, and sneezes —…

When babies are very small, they are not even capable of manipulating us in that way. I’m not sure at what age they are, but when a baby cries, it has a need, either hunger, cold, wetness, or just a need to be held.

So, you know nothing about them other than what people have told you, but you’re comfortable assuming they’re awful because... they live their lives differently than you do?

Bigoted much?

All this stuff about how she’s a has-been and she should stop getting naked and trying to get attention: Do we say that to male artists in their 50’s? When was the last time someone told Prince to cover up and get his wrinkled butt off the stage? I’ve never even liked Madonna’s music, but this is bullshit.

Is she a high risk pregnancy? Home birth (if assisted by a midwife, etc.) should be no more or less dangerous for a low risk woman than hospital birth.

HELLO FEMINISTS...ARE ANY OF YOU LEFT ON JEZEBEL? I don’t seem to find any here anymore. To the women commenting on this website: Stop age shaming Madonna. Are you so clueless that you hang out in a pseudo feminist site age/beauty/slut shaming women? This used to be a place for women to come to shame men who shame…

was that before or after your “fancy” vacation to florida

A few years ago I was working as an environment reporter at a small newspaper on the Gulf Coast when some of my buddies from the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries invited me along to cover the release of a rehabilitated sea turtle. I was like, BEST ASSIGNMENT EVER.