Jezebel does.

Cause you got to eat pizza in school 

Because disagreeing and rightfully hating a political figure doesn’t mean you get to take a child’s property and throw a drink in their face.

As a math nerd, I feel ya. But to everyone else, you’re just being insufferable.

Question, does the jury do the sentancing in Texas or does the Judge? In a lot of states, the Judge handles sentencing for Jury Trials.

hahahahahahahahaha, knew you couldn’t.

This isn’t about the war on drugs. This is about him absolving himself of all responsibility and shifting the blame on her. If he had sold her a bottle of gin laced with fentanyl and she died, he’d still be an asshole if he said “alcohol can be fun, unless it falls in the wrong hands.” 

The White Zone. There is no kneeling allowed in the White Zone.

This. I’m exhausted with people being internet-upset and typing up reasons why their opinion on McCain is more valid than anyone else’s.

Yeah! Time to move to the UK where murders with knives and cars don’t happen!

The b8 seemed strong at first but fell flat very quickly after. Made me lol more than rage. Technique is elementary school level with a mockery resembling the mocking Spongebob meme (i.e. “I lOvE tHe hAtE”). Final grade: 2/10. Git gud, son.

It seems like you are no longer interested in commenting on this piece, and it seems like asking questions may mean something different to me than it does to you. Is that true?

I don’t believe Musk’s denials for a second. Azealia may be crazy for picking drama for no reason, but she always tells the truth in her drama (hyperbole? yes. flat out lies that will blow up on her? no). Russell Crowe learned that the hard way.

Nah. She just stays tripping.

This isn't a damn contest. What's wrong is wrong.

Way to go hackers, it’s going to take the PGA forever to come up with replacement tournament logos featuring a trophy surrounded by two golf clubs.

Carlotta’s response to receiving the repaid skimmed money: “No whey!”

I’d go total Sea Lion on him.

Good to see they are putting all those Olympic and World Cup venues to use.

(nods) - Brian McCann