I work in a furniture adjacent industry, I’ve got some bad news for you. These exist:

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”

Another lesson to be taken from this Finals series (“Final Clubs. Not Finals Clubs.”), and it is this:

Doesn’t yard work need to be done regularly as well? It is a matter of intervals & standards, however, as someone who has been a single homeowner for quite a long time, it all needs to be done or there are consequences.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

This is why it’s best to just kidnap your heroes and keep them locked in your basement. After a couple of weeks of them stewing in their own shit they don’t look nearly as impressive and you can really relax and just be yourself around them.

When will Boston ever catch a break?

I mean, it’s definitly racist to call us Eskimos, so maybe instead you could use what we call ourselves? Inuit, Yupik, Inupiaq, Supiaq? (Also, if you don’t know which group name you should use, then you don’t know which group you’re talking about, and you shouldn’t use us as a joke for an article about cum).

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Pitchfork randomly shitting on an album 27 years later is peak Pitchfork.

He died doing what he loved: experiencing hypothermia and pulmonary edema, confused, unable to breathe, feeling his pulse plummeting, and falling down in a place where his body may never be recovered. But on the other hand, he did put a lot of other people’s lives at risk in the process. So there’s that. 

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

I imagine part of the allure of climbing Everest was not just it being the highest point on Earth yet the now antiquated belief that so few people could actually do it.

They're just pigeons. 

I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

No. They should have customer service reps available during their peak business hours, which I assume based on their entire business model (food delivery) extend far past 5pm. If there are enough high visibility or urgent topics that require cross-team assistance, they should plan shifts and coverage accordingly.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I totally agree with her to a point.  Parents need to recognize when their kid is causing problems for those around them while in public and get them away from people as soon as possible.  But then, I can’t stand kids to begin with  so there’s that.

ITS* YOU SON OF A BITCH

I recently read a story on Reddit about the nice guy who was dating the hot chick. She suggested they get naughty and tried to encourage him to talk dirty during sex. He came out with, “How you like that, you fucking retard?!” Baby steps.