Maybe that was the massage that worked and not the snake oil she was using to rub you down with?

Never going to be a popular take to celebrate someone’s death, but good. Fuck these people.

Love your writing Ray, but please, no more soccer analogies.

Cool observation.

Lol, his employee page is gone.

“The North Dakota State University Bisons football team was honored today with an invite to visit the White House today and meet our president.”

Have you ever been seriously injured before?

Quoting a Yahoo article that quotes unnamed Twitter users, truly spectacular journalism happening here.

I know the guy he’s talking about that crossed the strains to make the Nellie Kush, he’s a millionaire weed grower that owns some property next to mine. I’ve smoked weed and hung out with him and some other loaded old school growers and I can tell you, it is a great time.

“who is of Japanese and Haitian descent”

Wait, why did you use NBA2K Lillard for the pic and not a real one?

Can’t believe you used the word “bid” in a headline. Awesome journalism, awesome use of english. 

Pro tip: Don’t have kids.

You got all kinds of names up there. Sederbaum or Sederman?

“And while we’re at it, Resurrection isn’t so bad, either.”

The HyperViper: Get a 40oz of King Cobra, drink it down to the label, pour in full can of orange Sparks. Get ready to fight someone.

Seems like a very reputable news source you’re siting there.

“The men don’t actually have to put in the work, and we know that men can be lazy and do not like to put in work when it comes to relationships.”

‘You’re a fucking clown’ is my go to, works every time.

You’ll pull my Nescafe Classico from my cold dead hands. Instant above all!