To be fair, it may have lost 1 or 2 since then.

Comfort is Russian.

Great week to be a Seattle sports fan on Deadspin.

Juan Carlos Osorio, the guy who led perhaps the worst team in MLS history! I trust his judgment on the league!

I completely agree with this sentiment, and I’m a fourth-generation Seattleite and a lifelong Seahawks fan, and I have been absolutely astounded at what a bunch of pussies we have all become about losing to one of the best teams in the league. We have to learn to take these losses in stride and quit being a bunch of…

I’ve never met a Lacrosse player I didn’t wish for something like this to happen to...repeatedly.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Had no idea that Bram Kohlhausen was the English translation of Santa Anna.

You gotta admire the spirit. These people refuse to fold.

“Hey hun, would you mind spending the next couple of hours watching something that you have zero interest in?”

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

“Yeah, I don’t really get the whole Star Wars thing, but did you see King of Queens last week? Shit was hilarious!”

Somewhere in Buffalo, there’s a dump site filled with only broken tables.

UNLV alumnus here... I always thought the mascot was random and nonsensical for a place like modern-day freaking Las Vegas, so I wasn’t a huge fan, but I will say during the time that I went there (early 90s) I never really saw any over-reaching pride in Rebel-related shit among the student body that you’d see on…

Just tell them the truth: that you are a huge ungrateful piece of shit

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

The key for a grown-ass adult in buying sneakers is the same for buying anything else, buy the ones you like. That’s the great part of being a grown-ass adult, you don’t have to give any fucks about what anybody else thinks.

Holy shit, this needs to happen.