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I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay

I am guessing that it is logic.

i mean, generally the movies and TV shows i enjoy are of higher quality than whatever writing passes for “scripted athletic theater”

well, it’s not

What the fuck am I supposed to do with my general allocation money jersey now?

I have literally walked out of restaurants that serve Hunt’s or some other slop.

I still don’t get why Paul Allen doesn’t want in on this. The expansion fee is ridiculously high, true, but the Carolina Hurricanes draw less than some AHL teams and have to be ripe for the plucking. It would help the problem with geographic imbalance between the conferences. The Moda Center is NHL-ready today. An NHL

“Ferrari-like”

Must be frustrating to be on PEDs for 10 years and still have no chance of ever beating Serena.

Steffi Graf: “Diego Maradona is the best soccer player in the world.”

There are plenty of reasons not to watch MLS.

* Once you’ve got that swagger, hit the street. You’re looking for middle-aged people with disposable income. You want suburban folks who’ve been knocked down in life, who’ve settled for running out the clock in an office chair after they gave up that dream of island-hopping the Caribbean. They’re gonna carry extra

you might be wondering if my horn or right-side lights work...

One has to wonder why he didn’t use real donuts.

Why buy this new car with a warranty when for the same price you could buy some problematic high mileage car that is half the price of a well sorted low mileage example? This is why.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

Well, the kid just did it.

“Don’t forget me!” - Gus Frerotte

This is still probably less racist than actual tweets from Habs fans.