Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

The key for a grown-ass adult in buying sneakers is the same for buying anything else, buy the ones you like. That’s the great part of being a grown-ass adult, you don’t have to give any fucks about what anybody else thinks.

Holy shit, this needs to happen.

You cannot be serious!? Those are without a doubt the worst “premium” tennis balls out there; come out of the can flat and die even quicker. It's all about them Penn ATPs.

lol, you literally just did the longform version of #notallwhitepeople.

I’m only a little surprised that the Dakota doesn’t have WHITE LIFES MATT3R spray painted on the bed.

More likely to be finished than the Elio.

I'm glad we're not friends so I don't have to be seen with you in the summer.

Batman Finishes Prematurely

DAAAAAAAAAAMN.

Some how you forgot Rand Paul

I have a theory that there has never once been an off-road video posted on the Internet where someone doesn’t comment on how easy it is and how they could do it in a far simpler, more basic vehicle. (Seriously — go check the comments section in off-roading YouTube videos.)

I wonder how Haden is going to find out he’s fired.

“Sure, our coach imbibes a little excessively every now and then, but don’t we all?”

Coug’d it.

“*crying* It’s not even food! It doesn’t taste good, it’s just plastic!” - Me eating Panera