I used to think Apple fans were silly for buying into a mindset like that. Then I bought a motorcycle.

I have to assume dying at 11 AM is at least partially a conscious decision. If you’re old and have been up since 5, by 11 you’re faced with the option to go make yourself a sandwich for lunch, or die in your recliner.

You can see into the future? The Surface 3 wasn’t out a year and a half ago.

It’s almost like he directly brought up that Tottenham got the benefit of bad linesmen.

For that one heroic moment she was free. Free to live out her fantasy of being a dirt bike. All those trips to the grocery store, chauffeuring the kids to summer camp on dirt roads, and countless errands had finally lead to this moment. A mundane life of drudgery was erased as the sweet feeling of flight washed over…

you next to never see a full sized Krackel bar, just those little ones built for bitches.

The idea of an open relationship seems like it could be fun, but after reading this post, it doesnt sound like much fun at all.

...Except you’re not a brown Muslim named Mohammed, so it probably wouldn’t have happened to you.

There wasn’t an agenda; it’s just a story that I felt strongly enough about to rant like this. I make ugly things with wires, and have since I was a kid. That kid could have been me, if I was growing up where he was, in this time.

They thought a brown child named Ahmed Mohammed was carrying a bomb and you're hesitant to call it racism. LOL.

The Nissan IDx Nismo Concept.

And all across America:

Or you’re Edd China

That’s cute that you think agents don’t work for money.

According to your Tyler Rogoway, this catapult is a disaster.

Though the NFL has filed an appeal of today’s ruling that overturned Brady’s four-game suspension, it will take its time.

Your wife’s car isn’t crap because it cost $34K. Your wife’s car is crap because it’s an Escape.

Transfer deadline day is always liable to turn up a couple shockers

I think Hembery said it more succinctly once before: “ They’ve asked us to build a shit tire, we’ve built a shit tire.”