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“ I don’t care what Tavarish says...” -What most people think

V-necks should be auto disqualified for being awful.

He lost the earring in the fight after failing to take two steps and make a football move with it

The Russians are on board if they come with matching warm up pants.

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Thank God the bleachers are pushed back in Anaheim. We came really close to another angel in the outfield.

“You can call me The Bull, or Yard Dick”

After personally meeting the guy (worked at a corporate PJ’s in KY), he’s a douche. I thought it’d be cool to sympathize about his then missing Z/28 and he just looked at me like I was week old dough that crawled from under the oven. Fuck him.

You’re forgetting they gave us Doug Exeter.

It’s funny that Liverpool took a huge chance and paid so much money for a striker who likely would never live up to what they paid.

“Hey guys, check it out! I’m a Met!”

"Is it someone I should **** with?"

You know where a great place to keep that bottle of water is? Easily accessible without taking your eyes off the road or bending over? In the cup holder.

Fuck him with the stupid goddamn statue they erected in his honor. But only if he’s mentally competent. I want him to know why it’s being done.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

There is also a Convertible one, I took these pictures in 2013 at the Tampa Festival of Speed.

News flash: In my time at Gawker Media I have never, not once, or even heard a rumor about any of my stories or viewpoints being bent to some political will. Content has never been changed, swapped, watered down or re-construed in any way based on a political bias. In meetings I have never heard of such a bias…

I figuered using a Lancia would immediately cause all electronics to malfunction.