Most men are cool about stuff like that. Some aren’t. We call those guys “rapists.”

I thought you might just be pressing buttons, but I looked at your comment history and you seem legit, so I’ll reply . . .

Six is right out.

No, but seriously, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

“The day the United States has need for a malingering robo-hobo with no skills that sits next to the road like a bag of shit”

That’s funny, I thought Spurs Jesus looked a little more, well, like this:

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Yeah, that’s a fair point. In my opinion the big manufacturers fail by trying to reinvent the segment, instead of taking the bikes that work, and looking at making those features standard. I still think the Yamaha XT Z 660 is my idea of adventure perfection.

“There hasn’t been a phonier, cheesier athlete in the history of professional football.”

From last year’s Raiders WYTS: “As a California transplant living in Maryland, I never expected Raider fans to exist in my new world. One day I was at a bar when a douche Niners fan yelled “Raiders suck!” at me (I was wearing my Raiders hat) and out of nowhere, five cholos came out of the woodwork and attacked this…

As a lifelong Seattle sports fan, I endorse this comment. Seattle is just not a hockey town, and wishing won’t make it so. The circumstances surrounding putting an NHL team in Seattle are just too similar to the ones used to put an NBA team in Vancouver.

Around 50% for the homes. 30% for the luxury goods

And suddenly, a thousand users, named ARCHER_ISIS descended upon the caliphate server, screaming DAAAAANGER ZONE!

Know how to stop kids from asking to go to Disneyland? Take them.

“We do not think Deadspin is any kind of responsible reporter”.

Well, the good thing about being an adult is that you can furnish your adult apartment with whatever the hell you want. Just do that instead.

The KDF-Wagen.

Seriously, man, why do you spend so much time here? You hate the place SO MUCH and yet you’re here every single day.