Miata? Isn’t that always the answer?

That’s so dumb, the pleats are there for added stretch.

Actually, it was Sting and Jimmy Page who attacked the coach with the kettlebell. Diddy just stood around and said “Yeah! Uh huh!” a lot, then claimed the attack for himself.

Notably absent: “tools”. Any tools. Fuck it, even parts for tools.

The “greatest generation,” eh?

Can you now put out an APB for Lowenbraü? Not that I want it, I just want to know what happened to it?

That orange bastard. If you were there you know why.

The car from Spy Hunter.

To be honest NASL is the second tier of US soccer in name only, the USL has overtaken them significantly in the past two years. This past winter MLS teams solidified the future of the USL by expanding their footprint into the league —

hi thank you who are you voting for obama or mccain

Ah, schooled in the Nigel de Jong and Robbie Keane method of tackling.

As someone who went to high school there, I can’t think of any way of describing it other than this is the most Spokane thing I’ve seen in a while. I wish I was surprised. I have to say “offensive and hilarious” is a great descriptor for Spokane. It should really be the city motto.

I was really worried these actually were Oregonians but, thank god, they are Canadians!

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By that metric, Lazio won’t be relevant anytime soon either.

You, my friend, need to reacquaint yourself with Silvio Berlusconi

OR, John’s biggest victory is that he is 44 and never has to make his own lunch.

the gif ends right at the best part