Sure I can! I’m doing it RIGHT NOW.

This is an example of something that has nothing to do with the popularity of soccer in any country

WALDORF: This list isn’t half bad.

♫ It’s time to give the finger!
It’s time to fight the fights!
It’s time to shit on Leslie ‘cause her Muppet ranks ain’t right! ♫

Sam Eagle Number 1, you Commie!

God Corey Perry is such a prick

Wow! Your response shows what a horrible sack of crap you are. Do people often confuse you for a person?

The laugh/paragraph average was really high. More from Pete Reynolds, please.

“Run your healthcare”

is being used as a parking lot for buses

Ray Hudson sounds different. Does he have a cold?

Craig's List, you will never find a more wretched hive of scams and bed bugs. We must be cautious. Half of a Doritos Locos taco is the best I can do.

Huge.

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Their subs are so bland. That’s their true crime. Real hoagies are a gustatory delight, with spicy meat and aged provolone or fresh moz and chewy bread, everything Subway subs are not.

I'm an accountant, and our firm performs work for the company that adds the artificial coloring to Subway's chicken breasts to make the grill marks.

Take, drink this, for this is my blood which is given to you. Do this in defiance of thirst.

"Fill up the flute about three-quarters of the way full with orange juice. Fill up the rest with champagne. Goodbye."