It’s funny that Liverpool took a huge chance and paid so much money for a striker who likely would never live up to what they paid.

“Hey guys, check it out! I’m a Met!”

You know where a great place to keep that bottle of water is? Easily accessible without taking your eyes off the road or bending over? In the cup holder.

Fuck him with the stupid goddamn statue they erected in his honor. But only if he’s mentally competent. I want him to know why it’s being done.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

There is also a Convertible one, I took these pictures in 2013 at the Tampa Festival of Speed.

News flash: In my time at Gawker Media I have never, not once, or even heard a rumor about any of my stories or viewpoints being bent to some political will. Content has never been changed, swapped, watered down or re-construed in any way based on a political bias. In meetings I have never heard of such a bias…

I figuered using a Lancia would immediately cause all electronics to malfunction.

Most men are cool about stuff like that. Some aren’t. We call those guys “rapists.”

I thought you might just be pressing buttons, but I looked at your comment history and you seem legit, so I’ll reply . . .

Six is right out.

No, but seriously, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

“The day the United States has need for a malingering robo-hobo with no skills that sits next to the road like a bag of shit”

That’s funny, I thought Spurs Jesus looked a little more, well, like this:

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Yeah, that’s a fair point. In my opinion the big manufacturers fail by trying to reinvent the segment, instead of taking the bikes that work, and looking at making those features standard. I still think the Yamaha XT Z 660 is my idea of adventure perfection.

“There hasn’t been a phonier, cheesier athlete in the history of professional football.”

From last year’s Raiders WYTS: “As a California transplant living in Maryland, I never expected Raider fans to exist in my new world. One day I was at a bar when a douche Niners fan yelled “Raiders suck!” at me (I was wearing my Raiders hat) and out of nowhere, five cholos came out of the woodwork and attacked this…